Lookin for the joke with a microscope
When I walk into a room I do not light it up.
Matt Berninger
His main instrument was the Vox Continental electric organ, which he claimed to have chosen because it was “easy to carry.”
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Cannonball Adderly
Mercy, Mercy, Mercy
In a separate purchase, Yahoo has acquired Magnificent Ruin for 1.5 billion dollars.
You could lock me in a room and put a gun to my head and I still wouldn’t be able to come up with a TED talk.
Viva Voce
When Planets Collide
We live in an era where people announce the anniversary of their blogs.