Was there ever a glam band named “Big Nancy?” If not, there should have been.

i just wanted to share that earlier, on the way to the liquor store, i went past the local national guard station that’s around here. saw a bunch of guardsmen who must’ve been on standby or just gotten off duty across the street at the playground, playing basketball with a bunch of local teenagers. the guardsmen were in full fatigues and combat boots.
thought to myself, it’ll be allright.